The Bad Writer's Guide of 29 Run-On Sentences About Grammar and Usage

For the latest Bad Writer's Guide, we have decided to tackle the important concept of grammar and usage, but do it in the most useless way possible, because this whole book consists of just 29 sentences, but these sentences are insanely long and only barely get to the point of grammar and you will soon not know what the hell is going on and will you ever get out of the current sentence, but it's okay to be confused about grammar because all the experts have no clue either and to hear grammar gurus go on and belittle you, it is like we all are stuck in one long run-on sentence, just hoping a period (or full stop for you British folk) will show up and save us, and look, here is one now.