Thank You For Reading This Book: A Gratitude

Thank you for reading this blurb. There are so many things you are expected to read. Now you have to read blurbs to see if you want to buy this book and then read it.  There is a lot of people wanting you to read.  Thank you for reading this.  If you read this book, there will be more moments where we thank you. That's what this book is. It is a gratitude to you, the reader. Thank you for being a reader.
Thank you for all your time.  This blurb is over. We didn't want to overstay our welcome. You have many things to do. You have many choices to make. If you decide to buy this book, thank you. If you decide to pass, thank you all the same.