Lifetime Movies... for Men

Infamous film critic Mr. Satanism takes a break from the horror beat to deconstruct the critically-neglected but perennially popular sub-sub-genre known as the "Lifetime Original Movie". Why? Because with their paranoid plots, self-loathing misogyny, and heavily-stylized violence, many of these movies are as twisted as any horror flick, and Mr. Satanism calls them out on every cinematic misstep, hilariously mocking their deranged, repetitive tropes and publicly shaming the writers, producers, and has-been actresses who should have known better.
You'll never watch a Lifetime Original the same way again once you experience Lifetime Movies... for Men.