A Yeti Brew (And Bigfoot Too)

Like true love, Bigfoot doesn't really exist, but that hasn't stopped hordes of people from looking for him, trying to capture him on film, and, worst of all, making terrible movies about him. Now Mr. Satanism, the greatest genre movie critic in the world, takes the Footheads to task with his latest film guide, drop-kicking every Bigfoot and Yeti movie he could find, from the sub-genre's heyday in the hick-infested 1970s right up to the current spate of found footage garbage.
Oh, and he is totally going to trademark "Foothead" as refers to fans of Bigfoot, so don't even think about using that s**t.