This Cozy Mystery Sucks - Jessica & Patrick O'Halloran Paranormal Mystery, #1

My name is Jessica O'Halloran. I'm the mom of three grown-up children. I'm married to the love of my life. And I'm a vampire. After we sent our youngest child off to college, we decided to take a little trip to a parakind bed-and-breakfast in Maine-ish. The B&B that caters to supernatural clientele is on an island three miles off Maine's coast. We settle in with a werewolf honeymoon couple, a witch and her very pregnant daughter, a root doctor, the sisters who own the B&B, their human in-the-know manager, and an unexpected (and TBH, annoying) guest.
A true crime writer researching the Willescane family murders that happened nearly a century ago. Nothing to see here, folks. We're in a cozy bed-and-breakfast hanging out with non-sus people.  Until the murder. A-yup. Trapped in a 100-year-old house on a teeny island during a raging storm with a killer. Who uses a freaking ax. EVERYTHING IS FINE. Except ... if Patrick and I don't figure out the mystery, our undead heads might be next on the chopping block. You know what? This cozy mystery sucks.