The Sticky Adventure of Mr.Toffeenose and His Quantum-Fridge - The Wacky Creations, #1

This exciting read tells the story of a war between humans and super-machines!!Mr. Toffee-nose receives delivery of his new Quantum-fridge that is a state-of-the-art fridge which can not only store food but actually prepare food, and even peel, mix, cook and smash mash-potato, and do a myriad of other really useful tasks. But besises the quite 'normal' stuff fridges or ever quantum-fridges can do -  this 'super-fridge' was so 'advanced' it had a "bias" disdain for both mere metal primitive machines, as well as some humans! So, after theToffeenose's butler, Alistair, unpacks the new delivery, and sets it up, then manages to decipher the quantum-fridge Instruction Manual, he happens to meet Mrs.
Toffeenose who enters the kitchen at that time; just as Alistair had set up the new fridge, which is named Freddy the Fridge, he explains that Freddy the Fridge can be programmed to automatically lock its doors if the person selected as the fridge's "Administrator" selected certain names that the fridge should bar! So, Mrs. Toffeenose remembers that it is hightime that Mr. Toffeenose went on an immediate strict-regime of no fatty, sweet, starchy or oily foods.  So Mr.
Toffeenose gets more than he bargains for when he goes to his new Quantum-fridge, excited to dip into and devour his five sweet, fresh-cream and custard filled chocolate eclairs! This is the beginning of the Whacky Creations Series;