The Bad Writer's Guides to Useless Things Volume One

So you want to be a successful bad writer. Well, who doesn't? We all want that sweet sweet hack writer money. And why shouldn't you have your piece of that cash pie? To get that lucre, we have compiled three of our best Bad Writer's Guides. They will aid you in your quest to being rich and barely talented. This is the goal. This is the dream. The first book is The Bad Writer's Book of Cliched Science Fiction Lines.
All the bad lines you dreamed you came up with, they are yours for the picking. The Bad Writer's Book of Bad Foreshadowing is next. We have hundred of examples of poor moments of foreshadowing. You need examples to steal (I mean to be inspired by) and we have a ton of them here. Being a bad writer should be as easy as your ABCs, and that's what we have for the third book in this terribly helpful volume.
The A to Z of Bad Writers. A is of course for alcohol. How can it not be. We are talking about bad writers here. Read. Learn. Enjoy. Be the bad writer we know you can be.