Just Tell Me I'm Pretty: Musings on a Messy Life

Award-Winner in the Humor category of the 2018 International Book Awards!Have you ever felt overwhelmed by the chaos in your life? Ever felt like running away because it was all too much? Wanted to hide in the closet for a moment's peace and quiet? You know what you need? Some good ole mom humor!If you need a break from the realities of this motherhood gig, wrap yourself up in the comfort of a book from someone who gets it.
Heather chronicles real-life humiliation, embarrasses herself frequently, and shares the joys and heartaches of helping her ADHD son find his place in the world while ensuring his brother doesn't get lost in his shadow. A successful day sometimes is simply managing to complete yoga class without passing gas. Just Tell Me I'm Pretty delivers real-life stories of a woman who embodies the modern-day struggle to be perfect, told with humor, honesty, and unabashed candor.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll ponder why moms talk so much about poop... Grab your copy today - after all, it's the best book Heather's mom has ever read! Just Tell Me I'm Pretty chronicles everything in life from the humiliation of soiling oneself in IKEA (c'mon, haven't we all done this at one point?), why one should always be mindful of their butt, to how to diet the right way. Heather shares the joys and heart-aches of helping her ADHD son find his find his place in a non-ADHD world while ensuring his brother doesn't get lost in his shadow.
Just Tell Me I'm Pretty is not simply another parenting book about funny stuff kids have done-it's a book on reality; good, bad, sticky, and pee-stained. Don't miss the laughs, the potty humor, the embarrassing moments, and the struggles with raising her ADHD son.