Ballbag

Frank T Bird is a normal human. Or, so he thinks. It all started when Frank offended a high-level criminal at a party. Frank retreated to his basement, surrounded by refried beans, and began a series of terrible adventures to prove his normality. LSD at a golf course, multiple chicken poisonings, strange inventions, glory holes and heavenly parties for historic dictators. Ballbag is a spiritual journey through the bizarre mind of a deranged mystic.
By the time you finish it, you will either be spiritually enlightened, in a mental institute, or you will be just the same as before. "Frank T Bird is the vegetarian Hunter S Thompson, ""Part mystic, part comedian, part social commentator, and part brilliant lunatic""Time goes by fast when you are a ghost. Strange, raw, and yet human and wholesome.""Expect to laugh very hard, have your brain cracked open and have your heart broken.
Book of the century.""I find myself saying "Oh my God" while reading them, but in the BEST way""Frank T Bird is one funny MF"