A Man Walks Into a Bar 3

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the Nobel Prize?He was outstanding in his field. What kind of cheese can hide a horse?Mascarpone. What about the red ship and the purple ship that collided at sea?Over one hundred sailors were marooned. Did you hear about the paranoid vegetarian?He always feared the wurst. A blonde Essex girl walked into a bar with an Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman, and started to change the lightbulb.
The barman asked, 'Is this some kind of joke?'The third in the bestselling series of hilarious joke books - packed full of every kind of joke to make you laugh until your sides split. From elephants to mothers-in-law, priests to chickens, 'knock knock' to 'doctor, doctor' and much more besides, A Man Walks into a Bar 3 contains over 2, 500 great new gags. Even Queen Victoria would be amused.