Hey Gary - I Have a Little List, #7

A collection of dumb things the writer texted to his friend, Gary. Gary did not listen to any of these suggestions. You probably did not even read them. That's Gary for you.   It is a dust devil of absurdist ideas and configurations. This could be the kind of book you need to read if you are waiting for the volcano to erupt.  Author Jeffrey Campbell read some of this book and gave this blurb that's good enough to be on the cover, "Yeah.
I think this is one of your books that I will be skipping."   I Have a Little List is an occasional ezine where dumb lists are the king and queen.